Art of the Catch. Plenty of fish. (for men)

Lesson 1 – Mineral

TIL: The immovable rock meets an unstoppable river.

① Never make the first move!

(ii) Do not kiss her first (iii) Do not touch her (with sexual intent) first (iv) Do not undress her unless she asks or suggests first. i.e. removing your clothes for you. (v) Do not put it in any of her orifices unless she explicitly asks for it!

Needless to say, this next part should be subtle. Code switch between friend and romantic interest.

② (i) Do make genuine eye contact (not too much, nor too little) (ii) Do smile warmly when you see her for the first time that day. (iii) Do allow yourself to blush. If it happens naturally. (iv) Do offer small gifts (at unpredictable timings) — A single flower. A quality bar of chocolate. A delicious tea from a tea boutique. Fruit from the market. (v) Perform small acts of physical labour for her. — fix her door hinge, fix a wonky chair, put up a shelf. Crack walnuts with your bare hands and feed her, Climb a tree to pluck fresh fruit from the plant. etc.

③ Resist making advances. Do not fold until things escalate ;)

Practice self-restraint by never, ever fucking her.

Make love, have sex. Don't fuck this up.

You're welcome.

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