The female experience summarised:
Your underwear draw is running low. You’ve been rummaging around in it for longer than you care to admit.
There are only thongs left in here.
You can’t even remember where you bought some of these.
So you weigh out the options and settle for one that you hope with most certainly will still fit.
You stand up and thread each foot through and slide the string up your legs, the whole way thinking “this is so uncomfortable and it’s not even on yet”
Snap.
Yup.
Confirmed discomfort.
Time to get on with the day but before I start I’ll just catch a glimpse before hand and oooOOOH…
…they look really cute actually.