What a joke…
A Preacher, A judge, and a hypocrite walk into a bar...
The bartender says ‘are you all friends?’
Preacher. I keep the flock close
Judge. Only after 5 ‘o’clock
Hypocrite. I’m there when they need me
The bartender asks ‘Are these your colleagues then?’
The preacher says ‘this is my brother and sister’
The judge says, ‘I work alone’
The hypocrite says ‘no, not like that. we’re just friends’
The Bartender, looking confused asks ‘So, What do you all do for a living?’
The preacher says ‘me? Ive found my path’
The judge says ‘I only practice.’
And the Hypocrite says ‘I practice politics'