Travel advise for Western Europe.

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Am I the frog?

I haven't slept, and I need to tell you something I've been thinking about. I've been feeling this strange mix of alarm and preemptive grief. What we're seeing normalized - not just online but in real life - is genuinely alarming. The

Recipe:

Home, revised. Bone Marrow with Juniper, Forest Mushrooms, Saffron Ghee and Egg YolkA single portion. Built in four notes — resin and iron, forest floor, golden light, and home. Serve on a grey-blue plate to someone who doesn't need sweetness. INGREDIENTS • 1 pieces marrow bone, cut lengthways by your

The first word, the last word, and every word in between.

Him: is you think life is hard, you should try being a man. Her: if you think life is easy, you should try being a woman.

The female experience summarised:

Your underwear draw is running low. You’ve been rummaging around in it for longer than you care to admit.  There are only thongs left in here.  You can’t even remember where you bought some of these.  So you weigh out the options and settle for one that you

My motivations in life are…

Great men, and cute shoes.

The afterglow of my last real smoke.

Twenty-one euros for a disposable vape. I snatched the box from his hands through the bars and stormed around the corner. I needed to find the right word. And I did. Found my breath. Binned the box. Kept the contents. Then marched straight back to the shop. I waited for

A lot in my chest

I remember the time I fell in love with him very clearly. We'd been friends for two years and were sitting in the local Portuguese restaurant over dinner. I was answering one of his many interesting questions, talking, and then I felt it. I stopped. Looked away just

Cats are Muslim

So, a few months ago when talking about the name of my cat, Ali(ster), I remember making the comment — yeah, but all cats are Muslim anyway. And my friend was like — what do you mean? And I said — it's like an internet thing. I don't

Subtle irony delivered with a heavy hand

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This is art.

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Introduction.

A little bit about the author… Im British. I steal from everyone’s culture and call it my own.  And I’m a lot more mid than my parents would have you into thinking  My path getting here wasn’t all so simple. At 19 I got to romantically tangled